A man pulls up next to a girl walking home from school and said: "If you get in, I'll give you a Lollypop." The girl kept on walking and the man said: "If you get in I'll give you two Lollypops." The girl kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued walking. The man said: "Get in and I'll give you a whole bag of Lollypops." Finally, the girl turned and said: "Look Dad, You bought the FORD, You ride in it!!!"
"All the miles spend sleeply drivin, All the money down the drain, All the 'If I's and Nearly's', All the bandages and pain, All the female tears left dryin', All the fever and the fight, Are just a small down payment on the run he makes tonight, Its guts and love and glory, One mortal's chance at fame, His LEGACY is TRUCK PULLIN and HARD LIVIN' is his NAME."